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Your super-supportive FOS - Feminine Operating System - for doing 2026 like an ABSOLUTE MOTHER-LOVING QUEEN.

You KNOW that there is NO WAY I can (nor would I want to) sugar-coat These Times.

The world? It’s a LOT.
Total understatement AND…You DO still get to choose HOW you experience it.

You STILL get to decide:

🖤 how you move through the noise
🖤 what you amplify
🖤 what you refuse to accept
🖤 what you create
🖤 what you make sacred
🖤 how you’re treated
🖤 what your worth
🖤 + who you are becoming in spite of (+ sometimes BECAUSE of) the chaos (remembering that chaos IS the MOTHER of ALL creation)

Yes, you’ve been told + taught to prove yourself, produce + perform.
Guess what? That is NOT how 2026 is going to roll.

Nope, in order to navigate these wildest of times, you NEED to remember who the fuck you are. 

You NEED to remember that YOU ARE MAGIC.

You NEED to remember that you’re a mother-loving QUEEN.


Which is why, this year, in a change to our end-of-year-proceedings, I am offering: SOVEREIGNTY + SASS.


Don’t worry, it’s STILL the same cost.

You’ll STILL receive it on New Years Eve (I love that this end-of-year offering has become a non-negotiable for so many of you!) 

It’s STILL curated + created by me, author, artist + magical minx, Lisa Lister.

Except THIS year, I’m offering up a super-supportive FOS - Feminine Operating System - for doing 2026 like an ABSOLUTE MOTHER-LOVING QUEEN.

Because loves, you are NOT entering 2026 crossing your fingers + hoping for the best, I won’t let you.

Nope, THIS YEAR you’re activating YOUR magic, OUR magic - GLAMOUR MAGIC - + deciding: THIS is how I will be seen + THIS is how I will move. (+ these are the moves that I’ll make.)Intentional. Powerful. Unapologetic.

From the temples of Mesopotamia + Egypt, to the perfumed courts + powdered wigs of Marie Antoinette’s Versailles, from the literary salons of Paris to the sequinned stages + backstage hot bulb-lit mirrors of burlesque theatres, glamour magic has been an enchantment that women have cast to survive, to seduce, to protect AND to reign. It’s always been sacred, sensual, strategic + more than a little bit dangerous. (Which is, of course, why they DON’T want us to remember.)

The good news? You/me/we ARE remembering.
And in these unstable/wild times, we need to remember it more than EVER.

WHAT IS SOVEREIGNTY + SASS?

It’s a digital, 20+ page PDF direct to your inbox, where I will pull from the Queens of- Tarot YOUR ruling queen for 2026.

Yep, drawn from the Queens of Tarot - Cups, Wands, Swords, or Disks - each Queen is an archetypal force:
a strategist, a seductress, a creator, a sovereign mind. Once YOUR ruling Queen for 2026 steps forward, I’ll invite YOU to enter that Queens court, where you’ll discover YOUR 2026 FOS.

🖤 Your Glamour Magic Directive based on your ruling queen + her element - her magic, her powers + how YOU can access them.

🖤 Her screen queen counterpart (+ you’ll receive a downloadable + printable colour-in tarot of her - because I love creating fun things for you!)

🖤 Your Venusian Aura Forecast - each queen of Tarot carries a Venusian frequency + I’ll share rituals + riffs to support you to consciously work with it - to negotiate, to make money, to create + how to DO 2026 LIKE A QUEEN.

🖤 Your Seduction Strategy + we’re not talking romance (unless you want it to be!) no, this is WAY more minxier… THIS is how you bend + shape reality to work in YOUR favour.

🖤 + finally, my favourite part, your DO IT LIKE A QUEEN IN 2026 storyline. This is the story arc that your soul WANTS/NEEDS/LONGS to live. What scripts are you’re burning + what role will you finally claiming without apology?

SOVEREIGNTY + SASS is delivered as a beautifully designed PDF - part oracle, part love letter, part secret-society initiation, ALL LOVE + will be sent by me, to you, on New Years Eve.

NOTE: It’s ME, NOT a bot or an assistant, I really DO create a day of ritual, write down everyone’s names in inky red pen - this year, I’ll call in YOUR ruling Queen - + then I’ll prep the emails + PDFs while listening to the playlist that I’ll obviously be compiling exclusively for SOVEREIGNTY + SASS - playlists are my love language - + will send each Queen (YOU!) HER ruling Queen individually.

It’s honestly one of my most favourite things to do every year + I’m blessed that you trust me to support you + your magic each year!

INVESTMENT
£55




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NOTE: If you want to gift to friend, once you’ve made your purchases, simply send me your receipt along with the names + emails to send it to on New Year’s eve – Lisa@thesassyshe.com + I’ll do the rest!

I prepare + send this myself - no fancy machines, or systems - so ALL orders made before 3.33pm GMT on the 31st December 2025 will be sent out before midnight GMT on the 31st December 2024.

Any orders placed AFTER 3.33pm GMT on the 31st December 2024 will be sent out on and after 3rd January 2025. 

AND FINALLY…As this is a digital offering, this product is non-refundable.